Had a bad dream. Was playing a sport in a parking lot with the guy I like, and the girl on the losing team started bitching at him. At first I thought she was going to slap him, but then her demeanor changed and I was like “OH HELL NO.” She kissed him! I was so pissed off, I threw a golfball at her and screamed at him for letting her kiss him. Then I ran off. He texted me, and I looked at his Facebook profile, and his profile picture looked like a picture of us hugging, except you couldn’t see my face. Then I saw that the tag of the girl wasn’t me but some girl named Rebecca. Pissed off again. Freaking broken hearted even in my dreams!

Then there was a crazy Asian lady asleep in a police car, and she started to chase me. Then I found a house of unemployed cabaret dancers. And I had a dog who would eat cats like a wild boar would eat its prey. I don’t know. It was weird.